Board and Bodging
After the shock announcement to the Australian Securities Exchange by Cuadrilla’s parent AJ Lucas that a study they commissioned “estimated a still very large but significantly reduced GIIP resource compared to that estimated by Cuadrilla“, Cuadrilla have now announced a shake up of their management team.
The New Board of Directors, with immediate effect, is shown below:
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| CEO Kenneth Williams | Operations Director Sid James | PR Director David Brent |
| Kenneth's lengthy experience in carrying on regardless makes him uniquely suitable for this high pressure role. Ooh er Matron! | As the star of Carry On Cowboy, Sid brings a wealth of relevant experience to looking after the rigs, frack towers and other erections. | David's reputation for sincerity made him the obvious choice for controlling community engagement. |
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| Finance Director Jimmy Carr | Technical Director Frank Spencer | Strategy Director Baldric |
| Jimmy's experience of off-shore tax arrangements will be invaluable should the company ever find a way to extract gas in the UK profitably | All technical matters will now be in the more than capable hands of Frank Spencer. "Mmmm — nice!" | We desperately need a very cunning plan. Baldrick's track record for innovative, blue sky thinking made him the right man for the job. |
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| Corporate Affairs Director Muhammad Saeed al-Sahhaf | ||
| Muhammad has been looking for a new Oil & Gas related post for some time. His media handling skills will strengthen our communications capability. |
Should you have any questions about the above appointments please contact Cuadrilla’s information line, where you can speak to the nice boys and girls at PR company Lexington Communications.
